TITLE:  155 Words 2; OR Coitus Interruptus (1/1)

AUTHOR:  Brandon D. Ray

EMAIL ADDRESS:  publius@avalon.net

DISTRIBUTION STATEMENT:  Anywhere and everywhere, so long as my name
stays on it and no money changes hands.

FEEDBACK:  Oh, hell yes....

Ephemeral: *FEEDBACK*publius@avalon.net

SPOILER WARNING:  3; Never Again

RATING:  PG

CONTENT WARNING:  Parody

CLASSIFICATION:  SRA, MSR

SUMMARY:  It has been pointed out to me that I missed a few cliches in
the first one...

DISCLAIMER:  Nope, I do not own these characters or situations.  If I
were THAT smart, I would be rich.


155 Words 2

OR

Coitus Interruptus

by Brandon D. Ray


After work Mulder and Scully went to Scully's apartment and started to
have sex on the toilet tank.  Then Mulder saw a razor sitting by the
sink and that made him feel bad because it reminded him of Kristen
Kilar, but Scully said it was okay.  And it was.

They started to have sex again, then Scully saw Mulder looking at her
tattoo and that made her feel bad because it reminded her of Ed Jerse,
but Mulder said it was okay.  And it was.

They started to have sex again, then there was a knock on the door and
it was Bill.  He was suspicious because they answered the door naked,
but Scully said it was because they were going undercover at a nudist
colony, and he believed her and went away.

They started to have sex again, then we got up to 155 words and they had
to stop, so they did.  Really.



The End

--
"It's not till you get back to nature that you realize EVERYTHING'S out
to get you."

--Special Agent Dana Scully, "Quagmire"

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